Women's Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game onTV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
P.S. - Guys, the above information is very valuable and essential to Martians(men are from mars, I hear!). So, take a print out, laminate or do whatever you want but keep it handy(I am in need of some good wishes!!).
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11 comments:
ellam neyra kodumai..
nadathunga nadathunga!!
yeah have to note them and find counter statements for them
Why cant women be plain and straight? *SIGH*.. difficult to understand..
LOL nice list... wish i'd come across this 7 yrs earlier! unfortunately, i had to learn all this the hard way :-(
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later and
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
are right on the mark. All the fights we had on all the electronic stuff i bought are proof enough!
our good wishes r with you :)
Deepak, did not understand 'neyra'. clarify.
Senthil, 'poutti podadheenga, sir' and do not postpone what you can do today(see Balaji's comments!)!!
gp, then life would be dull!
fatwalleter, thank you so much!
Balaji, my husband felt the same too!! Thanks.
neyram = time.. :-)
good list..
guys, here's one woman asking "I need some good wishes".. what does that mean in the girl dictionary ??
good luck, aparna ! I wish you good.
aparna,
iam unmarried that's why the competing mind sight.Maybe after i go through the routine i will also talk like balaji :).
Deepak, you don't seem to realise the seriousness!!
Keerthi, 'thoomba shrewd-appa neevu'('very shrewd you're' is the literal translation from Kannada)! 'Polachipeenga'(no translation needed, I guess)!! And danks!
Senthil, I know and that is why I'm saying don't postpone noting them. Falling in trap or 'boom'(ref: Azhagiya theeye) generally happens unexpectedly!!
"Deepak, you don't seem to realise the seriousness!! "..
- maybe so.. let me cross the bridge when I get there. :-)
Deepak, cross the bridge whenever you want but carry this torch with you!!
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