Tuesday, August 09, 2005

What Women mean!!

Women's Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game onTV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

P.S. - Guys, the above information is very valuable and essential to Martians(men are from mars, I hear!). So, take a print out, laminate or do whatever you want but keep it handy(I am in need of some good wishes!!).


tt_giant said...

ellam neyra kodumai..

nadathunga nadathunga!!

jack said...

yeah have to note them and find counter statements for them

Raju said...

Why cant women be plain and straight? *SIGH*.. difficult to understand..

fatwalleter said...


I am in need of some good wishes!!).


Here's wishing you all the best in whatever you are doing.

Balaji said...

LOL nice list... wish i'd come across this 7 yrs earlier! unfortunately, i had to learn all this the hard way :-(
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later and
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
are right on the mark. All the fights we had on all the electronic stuff i bought are proof enough!

our good wishes r with you :)

Me too said...

Deepak, did not understand 'neyra'. clarify.

Senthil, 'poutti podadheenga, sir' and do not postpone what you can do today(see Balaji's comments!)!!

gp, then life would be dull!

fatwalleter, thank you so much!

Balaji, my husband felt the same too!! Thanks.

tt_giant said...

neyram = time.. :-)

KRTY said...

good list..

guys, here's one woman asking "I need some good wishes".. what does that mean in the girl dictionary ??

good luck, aparna ! I wish you good.

jack said...

iam unmarried that's why the competing mind sight.Maybe after i go through the routine i will also talk like balaji :).

Me too said...

Deepak, you don't seem to realise the seriousness!!

Keerthi, 'thoomba shrewd-appa neevu'('very shrewd you're' is the literal translation from Kannada)! 'Polachipeenga'(no translation needed, I guess)!! And danks!

Senthil, I know and that is why I'm saying don't postpone noting them. Falling in trap or 'boom'(ref: Azhagiya theeye) generally happens unexpectedly!!

tt_giant said...

"Deepak, you don't seem to realise the seriousness!! "..

- maybe so.. let me cross the bridge when I get there. :-)

Me too said...

Deepak, cross the bridge whenever you want but carry this torch with you!!